snoring books
Snoring Survey: When your s/o is worried about the bruises he finds all over his body in the morning?
and asks you to book a doctors appointment….
little whie lie OR big fat lie
Sorry, little white lie!!
Oh hell no, deflection works MUCH better!
“How did you get those scratches and bruises? Have you been sneaking out in the middle of the night and getting your freak on with another girl? That’s gonna cost you BIG TIME, mister!!!”
I mean, if I was a chick that’s what I would say.
Guilty or not, you’ll have a sexy new nighty and a new pearl necklace that evening! LOL